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Fuck Emblems & Mode of Use
(Parody by Halmeister Crowley)
Copyright 2000
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the
Law.
The Egg as Emblem
The Ancient Adepts like to say this gets laid by WhiteBird156,
also known as Vagina. These Alchemical Adepts like to call the
substance that holds it in suspension Vaginal Fluid. Fertilization
is provided by any Serpent who can get it up for that sort of thing,
and the nature of the the Chick produced depends on the will of said
Serpent, it's hatching out and further flight propelled by the
Energy of the Fuck. If you're not real careful about the so called
"Magical Sausage Link" none of this may happen.
(See MITAP Ch. XIV.)
This twisty little Snake-in-the-Grass is the principal of
immortality high school, of self-renewal in the flesh, of perdurabic
Will, inherent in the Red Lion who, quite naturally, is an operator
of big machinery & male.
It swims in his Blood! Now that Lion has to decide the kind of
sperment he needs as menstruum of the particular Will needed for the
fuck. It must necessarily jive with True Will, or conflict between
Dick-work & Man will exist, and the operation will fail, or worse.
(Is there anything worse than not getting it up?) - E.g., if you do
an operation to censor me, it would bounce & stick to you ("I'm
rubber, you're glue!"); because deeper than any personal hate/fear
you may have of me, we are sworn brothers in the great HOHO of Life
and really do believe in freedom of expression as promulgated in
Liber OZ. The properly trained and exercised little dick-swimmer
occurs thru Acts of Concentration performed before embarking on the
erection: that means to impose the image of your particular Will
upon the actually existing little spermatozoa you carry around in
your ball-sack, which are always eager to reproduce and go manifest
your Will. Their Natural Will, of course, is to continue your image
through ejaculations; ie the fertilized egg will appear as Daddy
modified by Mommy, or as Mommy modified by Daddy. (Depending on if
it's a boy or a girl.) But the technique of this operation, sucking
the combined fluids out of the Cunt, prevents this issue; since Will
may be caulked but never baulked - Law of the Conservation of
Energy, don't you know - the material basis of the operation (semen
& vaginal fluid) is prepared to produce the Image of Will impressed
upon it by the study & practice brought to fruition in the
operation.
Cock & Cunt should be robust & full of the juices of life (this
is not a dry operation!), & have serious engorgement for one
another, and be in absolute understanding harmony about the object
of the operation. (Note: it is possible, and unfortunately often
necessary, to use a Cunt altogether ignorant of the theory & even
the practice. I have found this works perfectly; indeed, when the
Cunt is aware, a thousand difficulties arise -- for one thing, they
always want to talk your damn ears off! - it really is tough to find
a Cunt genuinely capable of initiated cooperation! Reussy-boy told
me he only had perfection twice in his whole life -- & even so the
result was bad -- Cunts never did like him much, and these two seem
to have developed a violent antipathy towards him afterwards. I've
been luckier.)
Don't worry about distractions; the jissom & cunt-juice should flow
flow freely & forcibly towards the attainment of the object. And
then: "Inflame cunt & cock with prayer"!
As you fuck, the mind-will must be directed more & more intensely
towards the Object of the Operation. Physical Phenomena will do
their utmost to distract fucker & fuckee alike!
It is absolutely necessary to the success of the fuck that when you
come - which may last several minutes! - when the intensity of the
stress creates a Black-Out, when Ego-awareness is abolished, that
Will should continue to create, stopping only when Cock-fluid &
Cunt-fluid have become one, and the Serpent & Egg have fused
completely. The Result of this Fusion is called the Elixir, the
Stoned Wise, the Metal Medicine, the Fifth Essence, and lots of
other (not quite so nice) things.
Coming at the same time is very important. A mantra can help towards
this end, either general or suited to the Object of the Fuck. EG, in
The Paris Fucking I wrote specific mercurial verses: "Jungitur in
vate vates: rex inclyte rhabdou Hermes tu venius, verba nefanda
ferens". In basic English: "Let the priest fuck the priest, & You, O
Hermes of the Famous Penis-wand, come in Me, speaking unspeakable
words in my colon!"
One more thing: you gotta get the Cock enraged before he can
successfully deal with the Cunt, and it can be hard to think of the
ceremony while doing this. That could stop the whole process, whose
beginning may be announced by the prayer: "Accedendat in nobis,
Dominis ignem sui amoris et
flammam aeternitate caritatis". In basic English: "May the Great
Fuck-Lord kindle in us the Love-Fire & Eternal Charity-Flame!" See
MITAP, pp325-326.
This is the signal to forget the purpose of the Fuck altogether. But
as soon as everything is randy & Cunt & Cock in proper position,
begin your Mantra!
Let the contest between the Creative Will & the Physical Phenomena
begin!
Successful feasting on the Elixir depends largely on the smartness &
completeness of control: don't lose it!
Prepare as above, administer as follows. The Lion (Dick-boy) must
collect it unless the Eagle (Cunt-girl) is really flexible - the
best way is to suck it out of the Cunt (without spilling a drop -
waste not, want not!) - and guys, don't be hogs: share some with
her! It should be absorbed by the mucous membrane (especially of the
palate!) Save a little to place in contact with the Magical Link or
with a prepared & consecrated talisman. At the very least, some
suitable symbol. EG, if you want money, smear it on a gold coin or
ring (but don't you cOTO bastards put any more on MY RING or I'm
going to get REALLY MAD!); if health, smear the little earth our
naked patient with it. In any case take care to consume it by
absorption: it will restore (with interest!) any strength that may
have been used up in the fuck itself; if not, you goofed!
Read "Judges", Samson's riddle: "What is sweeter than honey, and
stronger than a lion?" Here there's a beehive in the Samson-slain
lion's carcass (he used the jawbone of the ass, which may indicate
all that Cunt-chatter is good for something!), bees being the same
as Eagles in this case. This Lion is our Sperment and Samson our big
Red Lion. Properly prepared, the Elixir is sweeter than honey, and
more potent by far. See also lots of stuff that I have writtem like
L. 333, Cap. 36, MITAP 328, St John's Gospel 4:13-16, 31-32, 6:27 &
48-58, 7:38. Also "Little Essays Towards Truth" pp 70-74. This last
is very important - this mode of fucking must never be used except
as a sacrament; if you mess up, all sorts of slimy creepy-crawlies
can get hold of you through the wasted Cunt-juice! (If you're not
careful, she might even get you to marry her!!!)
You must prepare the Slime-goo Elixir EVERY time you fuck!!!
This is the great danger: thus the Universal Insistence of all Magi
upon the Virtue which gives it title to the "Little Essay" above
mentioned: CHASTITY! (ROTFLMAO!)
Well, that about does it. I know it sounds hard, but work on it
diligently: there is no limit to what you can do with a little egg-
& seed-sucking!
Laughter is the law, laughter under will.
Copyright2000ev by Halmeister Crowley (Hal
von Hofe)
May be reproduced & desseminated wherever possible. (Especially
disseminated!)
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